You see what I did there? It’s called PRINCE of Darkness and the visions from the future take place in 1999, so it’s like the song “1999 (Party Like It’s 1999)” by Prince. Right? Shut up.
Anyway, apparently Jesus was an alien who started a secret society 2,000 years ago which became the Catholic Church and kept the secret that what we thought was God was really the Anti-god and is evil and his son (the Prince of Darkness) was contained within a canister of ectoplasm for 2,000 years. Now the Canister of Satan is ready to open and literally unleash Hell on earth.
Last month saw the release of a ridiculous amount of amazing new trailers at San Diego Comic Con… and some pretty exciting news coming out of Disney’s D23 Expo. It’s like an eating contest of movie trailers and we’ll spend the next couple of hours digesting it all… Okay… that just sounds gross now.
Thirty years before this podcast begins it was a time of darkness in the Monster Squad clubhouse. Fast forward three decades to a time when John and a small band of freedom fighters (Pat) conspired to rid the world of vampires and monsters… and to save mankind from the forces of eternal evil by producing a podcast so amazing that the entire world would listen to it and marvel….
Legend has it, that it was written by the dark ones: NECRONOMICON EX MORTES; Roughly translated…The Book of the Dead. To trace the origin of the Book, we must go back…back…to a day when spirits ruled the earth. When the seas ran red with blood. It was this blood that was used to ink the book. It was also with this blood that we recorded this podcast. Even though that doesn’t make any sense at all. But it doesn’t have to… it’s Evil Dead II.