We could fire up a black Trans Am, but that’s already been done. Instead, let’s hop in the ambulance and join in on the craziest cross-country auto race this side of the Bay of Pigs. It’s The Cannonball Run starring Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise, Farrah Fawcett and Roger Moore.
Last week we watched a touching and inspiring film about a man who became a renowned writer and artist despite being born with cerebral palsy. This week… we watched “Weird Al” eat a Twinkie-weiner sandwich.
These are the simple rules. No barking, now growling, you will not lift your leg to anything in this house. This is not your room. No slobbering, no chewing, you will wear a flea collar. This is not your room. No begging for food, no sniffing of crotches, and you will not drink from my toilet. This is not your room.
If you live on a quiet little cul-de-sac in the suburbs, you might want to take a second look at your neighbors because you just never know when they might be devil-worshipping axe murderers. Happens all the time. Especially if you live on Mayfield Place in THE ‘BURBS.