Thirty years before this podcast begins it was a time of darkness in the Monster Squad clubhouse. Fast forward three decades to a time when John and a small band of freedom fighters (Pat) conspired to rid the world of vampires and monsters… and to save mankind from the forces of eternal evil by producing a podcast so amazing that the entire world would listen to it and marvel….
Legend has it, that it was written by the dark ones: NECRONOMICON EX MORTES; Roughly translated…The Book of the Dead. To trace the origin of the Book, we must go back…back…to a day when spirits ruled the earth. When the seas ran red with blood. It was this blood that was used to ink the book. It was also with this blood that we recorded this podcast. Even though that doesn’t make any sense at all. But it doesn’t have to… it’s Evil Dead II.
Words to live by: You don’t tug on superman’s cape. You don’t spit into the wind. Hermanos Rodriguez do not approve of drugs. Don’t f*** with the babysitter.
Jeff and Pat talk about seeing Mel Brooks live at a showing of Young Frankenstein, we rail on the stupidity of the Internet, and we tread lightly into the seedy underbelly of Chicago at night. Because cities are scary.