Dalton isn’t just a bouncer. He’s a cooler. He’s the one you call when the bar patrons are getting a little out of control and someone just needs to help them “cool down.” He’s not afraid to throw a punch now and then, though… and that’ll come in handy when he’s hired to help clean up the Double Deuce — a rough honky tonk bar in the town of Jasper, Missouri. He’ll get more than he bargained for when he realizes that the town is being run by a corrupt businessman who doesn’t like out-of-towners messing with his “business.”
Ray Tango is Armani with a badge. Gabe Cash is a little rough around the edges. When the two cops from separate jurisdictions have disrupted too much of a wealthy crime boss’s business, the east side will meet the west side of L.A. when they’re framed and sent to prison. Will they be able to get out alive, clear their names and take down the crooks? Do we really care as long as there’s enough shootouts and explosions? It’s Tango & Cash.
We could fire up a black Trans Am, but that’s already been done. Instead, let’s hop in the ambulance and join in on the craziest cross-country auto race this side of the Bay of Pigs. It’s The Cannonball Run starring Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise, Farrah Fawcett and Roger Moore.